god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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