I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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