Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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