I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Farmville is her only friend.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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