Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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