32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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