His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize