It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
how bad is she
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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