As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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