Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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