I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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two words...techno handjob
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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