I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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