ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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