All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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