Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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