The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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