I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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