Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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