She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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