I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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