Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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