Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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