And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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