its not stalking. its research.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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