My hair reeks of homosexuality.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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