her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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