I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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