I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
17 year olds will be the death of me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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