think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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