Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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