You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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