And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just found a bag of teeth...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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