im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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