would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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