if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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