I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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