he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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