If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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