i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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