Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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