I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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