HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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