Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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