just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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