Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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