I love black thongs
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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