I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
farters have to be the big spoon...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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