so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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