i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
did you just send me my own nude
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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