Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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