you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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